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| Club Confessions |
by TC |
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A few weekends ago, I saw someone get caught smoking a cigarette in the club. As security was escorting the young lady out, she said to her friends, "I don't mind being asked to leave, but everyone seeing me get put out of the club is so embarrassing." It got me to thinking about all of the embarrassing things that I have done and seen in my tenure of working in the nightclub business. As I went down memory lane, I found myself dying laughing at some of the things that I've done. It's only right that I share with you a few of these experiences. Here are my Club Confessions:
-I got put out of Quiggly's back in 1996 for beating up Keith Murray.
-I was so twisted in the club one time, I used the woman's bathroom.
-I used to smuggle my own bottles into the club.
-I was in the VIP room of Platinum once, and didn't feel like going all the way downstairs, so I peed in a glass..and some of it got on this chick in front of me. Oops.
-I got put out of DC LIVE for beating the hell out a dude who spilled a cranberry and absolute all over my White suit that I had on. Yes...I said WHITE SUIT. Please don't judge me.
-Let's just say I have a SPECIAL BOND with the first stall in Café Asia. Heh heh heh
-I once got a mentally challenged man drunk at Love. I think that secured me a spot in hell.
-Back when 1223 had that jumping Wednesday happy hour, I went to the line and sold some "free before 6 o clock" passes to folks that didn't have one for $5 a pass. I made $35 before somebody snitched on me and I had to bounce.
-I bought a bottled water one time for like $6, and decided that was too much for a damn bottle of water. SO I kept going back to the bathroom to fill that joint up with water from the sink. I was drunk and thirsty, what can I say?
-I danced with this chick one time for a long time, she was thick as hell&when I saw her face in the light, I CRINGED. She asked me for my number, and I gave her my cousin's name and number. The sad thing about this story is I still see this chick when I go out sometimes. And she still looks like a Kleenex full of infected mucus.
-I broke up with my ex girlfriend at happy hour.
-I stashed about three plates of catfish Fridays plates into my friends purse for an after the club snack.
Ok last one:
I had mudbutt one time while I was in the club. I didn't want to do it but I had to&so I went into the bathroom, and just let it all go. Guess what? There was no toilet paper in the stall. Young.
Ok, now that I have confessed my embarrassing club moment to you all, it's time for you to do the same!! Post yours in the comment box and let's see who has the wildest Club Confessions!!
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submitted: 01/19/09
LMAO!! i had a few lovely nites in my tyme. i believe dat embarrassin nites should not be remembered but should be told to ya by a third party............. LIVE LIFE AND PARTY HARD FOR 09..........
-JULIAN |
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submitted: 01/19/09
LMAO!! these joints all were funny. all dat cumms to mind was my dude jose. senior year we rockin a school party i look over my shoulder and see jose rockin WELL!! mind u jose is latinNEVER REALLY ROCK WIT DA SISTAS!!! his face is glowin like a christmas oriment.i knew shawty who he was dancin wit.15 minutes later i turn back jose got his cock pulled out on shawty lower back!!! WE ALL LAUGH AT LOUD.....5 MINUTES LATER HE NEARLY RAN ME OVER!!! 30 MINUTES LATER I FIND HIM HINDIN OUT..... HE CAME ALL OVER SHAWTY BACK.............
-harleyda3rd |
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submitted: 09/07/08
So it's not my confession but a night to remember....last year at LIV for Lester Bobby's BDay bash, the girls and I came to celebrate along with Keisha bday also. We got so twisted that night that everyone was done. So we are all parked in front of the club, talking, when a certain friend (I can't reveal her name!) decides they have to pee and opens the car door and squats right there in the middle of the street!! Everyone jus stopped and watched her in awe. Clearly she was wasted....
-modelchick02 |
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submitted: 07/25/08
Negro Please!!
-dukes |
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submitted: 05/30/08
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Okay let's see. One time at back when it was Dream, I threw up at the bar in the Penthouse and just walked out. I told the bartender to give me some water.
I used to smoke with The Clipses whenever they came to Dream.
This year for my birthday I kept stalking this sexy guy and when I finally got his attention a fight broke out and my dress got ripped in front of him. I guess that's not too embarrassing =0)
I got put out he club once for trying to fight some girl on my birthday and I don't even remember why but I know I was really drunk!
Last weekend at LIV I fell on one of my friend while he was posted up at the bar. I didn't think it was that embarassing until my friends kept talking about it a day later!
-Pmatthews |
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submitted: 05/20/08
lol. tc you told me about that the mentally challenged man at Love story and i remember thinking: "he is going to hell."
-Tiffany |
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submitted: 05/13/08
Once when i was at H20 in Dc this mexican guy kept coming up behind me trying to dance and grind on me. I kept moving away and kept following me. the last time he was grinding on me i felt something warm seeping through my pants and realized that he came on my butt
-JB |
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submitted: 05/01/08
one time in DC, @ RG's i ade out with four chicks consecutively in the bathroom...
-DB |
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submitted: 05/01/08
Confession 1: I had to go to the bathroom and there were too many in line for the girls room, so I used the men's bathroom. Security tried to put me out but someone saved me&iowno who though. Confession 2: I got tore up and dragged my friends on a wild goose chase for this one dude, when they brought him over I was too drunk to remember I summoned him, so I screamed: Wasn't nobody lookin for that muhf___, with his ashy @ss bush. Confession 3: I got so twisted I jumped on my boy and we slid down the steps in front of everyone. Confession 4: In Opium in Miami, I was in VIP w/ some Cubans and smoked something I had no business. I ended up hallucinating for the REST of the night. Confession 5: I got thrown into VIP (was this a punishment) after I tried to mash my stiletto upside this dude's head at Love. Confession 6: I almost gave this white girl AND HER MAN the business at Ozio. She was freaking him and decided to use my body as a prop so I grabbed her up by her hair and cursed her the f___ out.
-lucy1216 |
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submitted: 04/30/08
OMG! Ok? You are wild!
-Redbone |
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submitted: 04/30/08
Wow I feel like such a square now cuz I don't have an embarrassing story to share :(
*cryin laffin you felt VIOLATED tho*
-The Oracle |
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submitted: 04/30/08
Im going to do this one because I dont feel that bad now....... A girlfriend of mine lives in Miami so 5 of us fly out going to an all white party of course I use to choragraph for a couple for years so I can dance. A couple of famous faces was in the building Usher, P. Diddy and like 3 other people were there because something was going on. By my girl knowing the DJ we were able to party in VIP and on stage. I wanted these bad @$$ heels so bad I bought them 2 sizes too big. While on stage dancing of course drinks are flying everywhere so the floor of the stage was wet Im thinking Im being cute about to go dance with Usher my foot and the shoe went seperate ways and I slid across the stage on my @$$ in a SKIRT!!!!!!!!!
-tgreen |
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submitted: 04/30/08
Ok I was at Irvings and was bent from Club 55. I paid a stripper for head in da bathroom. 2k9, me & a lil homie was too drunk and he got into it with some dude next thing I know security is asking me to roll outside because they heard i had a gun LOL. My Bday party last year at Tommy's club ( dont remember the name of it LOL) I still can't remember all the shit they say I did LOL. I supposedly talked alot of chicks into lapdances LOL
-Wheels |
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submitted: 04/30/08
LMAO...I dont think mine are as bad as urs but last summer @ this Pajama party that had in Cafe Asia, I went upstairs to sit down because I felt dizzy. My drunk ass heard my song come on and I was rushing downstairs tryna be cute in front of the bouncers, my heel and the step missed each other and I came sliding down and landed in some dude's arms...shyt happens!!
-Miss CoCo |
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submitted: 04/30/08
Welllllll.....there was this 1 time..I had (let's just say) a "few" too many drinks..and our car was parked in the lot right next to the club..basically I ended up sleep in the car at like 1:30, still an hr and some change left to party. To make it worse..1 of ya'll (HYPNOTIK) was so nice to take catch it all on camera. Bastard. Lol.
-Meeks |
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submitted: 04/30/08
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Back in the mid 90's I fell asleep on a Wed night at Spy Club (Zei Alley) around 8pm. Was pissy drunk off happy hour and from downing 2 full bottles of champagne my ace had bought while we were celebrating his promotion. Somebody in the club woke me up and gave me a ginger ale. After sipping on that I left the club still inebriated, walked 2 blocks to the parking garage and continued my sleep in the car... where I woke up the next morning at 10am. Try explaining that one to a live-in girlfriend....
-NahLaterz |
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submitted: 04/30/08
1 - I've seen the detox room at love 3 times.
2- i smoked 2 blunts sitting on the speaker at republic gardens with security and was totally smacked. lol
3 - My girl got me out of detox at love by flirting with the dyke security jawn that threw me in there.
4 - my girl lost a tooth in the H2O detox.
5 - I was put in detox for unrolling all the paper towel out of the automatic paper towel dispenser.
6 - I threw up in a cop car outside of Platinum while the cop was tryna get my number.
-bada |
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submitted: 04/30/08
*disclaimer*
i am not gay i'm only gay friendly
years when 2k9 was jumping me and a bunch of my girlfriends head out
we had been drinking before we got there and of course we drank in there if you remember there used to be these cages that you could dance in well anyway there was this becky (WG) dancing away so i grab her out of the cage and commence to freaking her and feeling her up *blush* she goes in for a kiss and i allow it..... once again i'm not gay so i tell my godsister who is GAY feel her boobie and all night me and this chick is dancing the night away.... later that evening we were invited to a persons house and i've come down on the walk to the car or reality hit and this white chick is following me to my car and i'm like b*tch why are you following me who the F are you so she continues ontrying to grab my hand asking can she go and i pushed her on the ground and curse her out
oh yeah this was all told to me the following day :o
-six6 |
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submitted: 04/30/08
I dated a club promoter.
-Ana Condaleeza |
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submitted: 04/29/08
I left out of a club bathroom with my dress caught up around my butt. Gave up quite a show too, before someone told me.
-Anon |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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"And she still looks like a Kleenex full of infected mucus." LMAO!!!! Ur So Wrong. lol
-TiffanyLuz |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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My most embarrassing club memory had to be last October in NY @ the 40 40 club. The patron kept coming all night. It was my girl Marivic's birthday...aka "one more shot". Well when it was time to leave, my legs became noodles and I almost fell outside in front of lots of people(my girls caught me just in time). I blacked out in our limo and woke up to lots of crazy pics of me falling all over the hotel lobby floor. The manager of the hotel was in a couple of them too. The next morning I snuck out the back wearing my dark sunglasses and a scarf. Alcohol is bad. ;)
-TiffanyLuz |
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submitted: 04/29/08
Ok the most embarrassing thing that happened to me was: back in 2000, at the Millennium, I got into a fight with this drunk dude who tried to steal my cowboy hat (yeah I was rocking a cowboy hat at the go-go). The bamma dug his nails into my wrist and scratched it so the bouncers finally came over and stretched him out and then put him out. That was the last time I went to see Suttle Thoughts.
-Yvonne Marie |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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WOW, ok here it goes...So we were celebrating a friends bday party at Dream so of course everybody got her drunk. I'm sitting beside her as all sing happy bday to her and she just grabs a fistfull of cake and starts eating it...everybody stops singing then she grabs me by the back of the neck and tries to tongue me down as she's fallin off the couch. I have to then carry her drunk @ss 8 blocks to her cousins car and watch her throw up while we waited for her cousin(who's still party'n)...she at least gave me some head while we waited tho lol...j/k..n/r
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submitted: 04/29/08
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I save VIP bands, and use them over and over :)
-karamelly |
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submitted: 04/29/08
After reading my big bro's club confessions, I plead the fifffff!
-Constance |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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Confession #7: A friend (who happened to be underage) gave me some money and asked me to go to the bar and get him a drink at Club Envy. So I thought nothing of it, walked up to the bar, bought his drink and gave it to him (with the change). He asked me to do it again like 3 times. So I did. Eventually I found out that he was giving me conterfeit bills the whole time. He left the club $40 richer - just off the strength of the change he got from his drinks...
-Miss Vannette |
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submitted: 04/29/08
CAN WE ALL SAY - STINK BUTT COLLINS. HEE HEE
-Empress |
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submitted: 04/29/08
The most embarrassing thing I've done is farted on a dude while he was dancing behind me LMAO...I don't know if he felt the vibration, but I had to let it out....those burritos before the club were crucial!!!
-Anonymous |
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submitted: 04/29/08
LMAOOOOO! You are a damn fool! The mudbutt episode is too easy so I'll leave that one alone but umm... I'm a good girl. I don't have these problems ;p
-Kesington |
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submitted: 04/29/08
Oaktree. *tears*
-Beegee |
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submitted: 04/29/08
OK, I'm an old head so here it goes. My girl and I were hanging out at the OakTree one night. That's exit 4A or something. I lived at exit 29 at the time. We were drinking, singing with Frankie Beverly & Maze(youngins might not know them), drinking, dancing to Shabba Ranks, drinking. Ok, so now the club closes and it's time to head back down the beltway. She's driving and i'm riding shot gun. I fall asleep thinking she's got it. Well, while i'm sound asleep i feel all this knocking around. I open my eyes and am greeted with the sight of her car playing tap tap with the concrete wall. I look over at she and she's asleep also. I shook her ass and said "Bitch is you crazy, both of us can't sleep, somebody got to drive this damn car home and it's not me". Needless to say, I never went back to sleep because I made her put all the windows down and turn the music up. I believe that was the last time we went out where she drove.
-Empress |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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Kickout Confession #1: I definitely got kicked out of VIP back in 2002 for getting caught with a drink in my hand... mind you, I was 17 and had no business being therein the first place.
Kickout Confession #2: I got kicked out of Fur on halloween 2007 for fighting a male promoter because I was bent and thought that he "needed to be more humble"
Kickout Confession #3: I got kicked out of Ibiza in 2007 because some drunk chicks jumped my cousin and I gave one of them the business... got pulled off of her and asked to leave... pretended I was going to get my coat and when the coast was clear, I ran back and gave her a few more pieces of my mind. At that point I was escorted all the way to the car by two bouncers.
Confession #4: I have seen the detox room at Love.
Confession #5: I have also seen the detox room at Mansion in Miami
Confession #5: My purpose in becoming a night club promoter at age 17 was so that i could get into all of the DC clubs without getting carded. It actually worked.
Confession #6: I was doing a fashion show at a local lounge so I was at the venue hours prior to the start of the night. i got caught sneaking behind the bar and stealing cups full of Malibu (this was only last summer)
-Miss Vannette |
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submitted: 04/29/08
LMAO! The most embarrassing thing I think I did was throw up in the club before I could make it to the bathroom. For my b-day at Love. I was sooo embarrassed, I cried right after it happened...
-Reeta |
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submitted: 04/29/08
Just to address the toilet tissue incident...I ended up texting my homie, telling him what floor I was on and which stall I was in. he came in, and threw like 100 of those lil napkins from off the bar into the stall, and I used them to handle my business. YES I washed my hands afterwards. I immediately left the club; I felt violated, and was walking funny. Don't judge me, please. Cause some of ya'll look like you can shoot some bricks ya damn selves.
-tommiecollins |
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submitted: 04/29/08
I remember those Quiggly's Days! Quiggly's was the shit. My girls and I hit up Quiggly's every weekend. One time we went and we got some dudes to buy us some drinks. This time we decided to go out in the atrium and the security caught us drinking with those big ass X's on our hands. We were instantly put out.
Another time I was at VIP and my girls and I went to the all white party, I think it was the last one before they closed down. We were drinking blue motorcycles at the time and these guys brought us some. I went to the bar and got our drinks to make sure no funny biz. well he said we forgot the lemons. he placed lemons and everyone's drink. I was drinking and then felt dizzy and funny so I went to the bathroom. Thats all I remember. I woke up and I was in some room and the owners were yelling at me and put me out. Some one found me in the bathroom passed out and plus I had $600- on me. The guy slipped me a mickey. I only had one drink.
-Rock Star Diva |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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I was in L.A. at a club with coworkers, and after way too many drinks one of my coworkers and I sat down on a bench that had a curtain.. i pulled the curtain closed (or I thought was closed - my legs were sticking out of the side) as I commenced to beat it up... hey it was L.A. aint that the norm?
-King Richard |
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submitted: 04/29/08
LMAO!!! This was funny. So, WTH did you do after taking a sh*t with NO toilet paper around? :-|
-Sy |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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I save VIP bands, and use them over and over :)
-karamelly |
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submitted: 04/29/08
I was pretty lit one night and was dancing with this young lady while playing around with one of those long fireplace lighters (don't ask - I was only 19). Fwoosh! Back of ole gurl's head lit up like a xmas tree. You should see me waving and blowing trying desperately to get the fire out. My boys told me all while this was happening I didn't miss a beat and was steady wining on her backside. I will never forget the look on her face after her g/f told her what had happened.
-BeeGee |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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At a club celebrating my friend's birthday i was talking to this white girl and she asked me to dance. so the music was some regular Pop stuff but this girl was going a mile a minute and then she broke out into doing the robot....this was 2008 wtf??
-Macleem |
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submitted: 04/29/08
now i have to reconsider marrying u in my next life ugh
-Sekh |
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submitted: 04/29/08
I helped the girlfriend of one of my good guy friends give him a surprise party at the VIP club and me and the girlfriend kept sneaking off the the ladies room to kiss. He never knew
-Nina |
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submitted: 04/29/08
Simpleton!
I dance with girls & I'm not ashamed nor do I have any regrets.
*thank you* :o)
-Starr |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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...I got thrown off the stage at Republic Gardens once :)
-eFromDC |
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submitted: 04/29/08
No toilet paper??? PLEASE tell us what you did.
-100 Years Old |
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submitted: 04/29/08
ok so like, i'm soooo not ever accepting a drink from you again you crazy, nassy, filthy fool. I can't think of anything embarrassing on the spot, but I smooshed a chick in the face because she hit on me. talk about homophobic.. lmao
-Mya |
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submitted: 04/29/08
LMAOOOOO!!!!!! Oh dear!
-BrownSkynGal |
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submitted: 04/29/08
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I want you to stop talking to me... *smh* LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Toya P. |
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