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by Les Johnson |
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This is valuable information to sisters that
wonder why men cheat. I'm not saying it's right,
I'm just sayin what I'm sayin.
Basically take care of what you have if you plan
on keepin it. Below is a joke that can kinda
explains some(not all) things from a guys point
of view and ladies don't shoot the messager: The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co -worker wearing the same pair." The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?" |
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submitted: 05/06/10
Pointem out pointem out
-Les |
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submitted: 06/22/09
Hilarious!
-Myslady |
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submitted: 11/25/08
hahahaha yeah so sad but its true...
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submitted: 10/14/08
LOL that was cute, but on a more serious note some men cheat no matter what you do for them or no matter how freaky you are in bed with them. Some men are just never satisfied (not my man though lol)
-Thee_Sis |
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submitted: 06/24/08
-kooka |
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submitted: 06/03/08
Sometime womem give their all and still men cheats..so you tell me.. men will cheat regardless if they are given a reason to cheat...Thats just how it is..
-LT |
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submitted: 04/29/08
Shame on his wyfe. Wat she do after that?
-misterdee nice |
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submitted: 04/19/08
Lol! This was cute Lester!!!
-Tel-Tel Shinell |
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submitted: 03/11/08
Yeah, OK. I hope it was worth taht nutt, b/c I'M KILLING EVERYBODY! (lol)
-elledeepea |
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submitted: 11/17/07
LADIES TAKE CARE OF YOUR MAN! WE ONLY ASK FOR DA BASICS IN RELATIONSHIP AND IF U DONT KNOW ASK AN O.G IN DA FAMILY MOMS,AUNT,COUSIN NOT DAT GIRLFREIND WHO AINT GOT A MAN. HINT BELLY FULL, BALLZZ EMPTY!!!!!!!!!
-harleyda3rd |
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submitted: 11/17/07
TRUE STORY! dis hit me rite in da chest.
-harleyda3rd |
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submitted: 11/09/07
Divorce Lawyer
$4,000 dollars.
Giving her the house to buy you out $15,000 dollars.
Giving her the BMW and the Camry $25,000.00
Peace of mind
Price less...... NEXT
-drakesc |
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submitted: 11/02/07
con't....hahahahahahahahaha lmao....oh God....we laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true...
-everett |
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submitted: 11/02/07
hahahahahahahahahaha....hey atl, it's everett...all i can say is....hahahahahahahaha.....
-everett |
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submitted: 10/25/07
Top of tha world Baby, top of tha world!!!
-Jayroc299 |
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submitted: 10/24/07
mywebsite
CLASSIC!!!!!!! LMAO gotta love it!!
-Feedy |
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submitted: 10/22/07
boooooo! lol Im wondering...what exactly would Les Johnson know about this? hmmm
-TiffanyLuz |
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submitted: 10/18/07
DANG NABBIT!!!!! YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT NOW LES!!!!Did you give the truck to her too??? Po wife.....Can I have her now?
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submitted: 10/17/07
lol well then naturally... he had every reason to cheat!!!I love it! and this comes from a woman who doesn't blame everything on the man... sometimes we just don't know what we have until we lose it. Let this story be a lesson to all of us!
-kifitz |
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submitted: 08/29/07
I barely smiled Lester.
-Chelsia |
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submitted: 05/15/07
OMG.. Les has a wifey? hee hee hee!
-tyenbrown |
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submitted: 05/11/07
les, you're crazy. but this joke has some truth to it.
-ebonit |
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submitted: 05/09/07
Funny joke..
-tyenbrown |
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submitted: 05/08/07
Good stuff, ladies need to read this and TAKE HEED TO THE MESSAGE!!
-TC |
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submitted: 05/03/07
LOOOOOL...all the ladies reading this, thats trying to get with Les...just ask 'is there anything else u're wifey isn't using?'
-jigtorious |
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